Yikes!!! what happened to freedom of speech?!
I feel the need to complain a little bit anyway:
- Yesterday someone literally emailed me an address and told me to print it on a label and stick it on an envelope. I can't believe I went to college for this. I have papercuts on my knuckles.
- My fave bra broke this morning.
- My skirt keeps spinning around backwards when I walk.
- Monday night some kid ran by me and slapped my ass.
How is it only Wednesday?
I'm sorry, but that last one made me laugh out loud!
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